Toby Doking 

When a married boss rawdogs his secretary over the desk while checking his reflection in the mirror and a customer walks in and yells, "Where's my free quote?"

Tommy got caught Toby Doking Becky Sue last week.

Toby Doking by Aggravating water January 6, 2021

Doing a Toby 

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.

I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.

Doing a Toby by big gizzle October 18, 2013

Doing a Toby 

When you get so drunk you sleep in a bush.

I was so bad last night I ended up doing a Toby in the park on the way home

Doing a Toby by Jeeves December 17, 2023