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a round smooth rock used in playing rolf. it is comparable to a driver in real golf.
The tobbler was thorwn 300 feet by that kid with the large spangly dangler.
tobbler by the rolfer September 6, 2006

pickle tobbler 

a person who goes back and forth on his decisions so much, it gets old and he ends up not doing anything because he/she cant make up his mind. He/She's a pickle tobbler.
pickle tobbler by Shah King January 27, 2011

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs πŸ”ΊοΈ πŸ”ΊοΈ
Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
Toblerones by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Twobbler 

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge 

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.