Friend 1: I just broke up with my gf
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
by In_need_of_autonumber February 1, 2019
slang for Renfaire or Renaissance Faire. It is a word usually used by cast, vendors, or regular visitors of a Renaissance Faire.
by Artemis201 January 4, 2012
by notanyoneyouknow January 26, 2013
A phrase which should mean something but rarely does when it's used by sports players - especially British soccer players - and radio/TV commentators. You think the speaker is about to offer a balanced point of view - e.g. "I know I'm critical of X, but, to be fair, he is recovering from a bad injury", but most times, they're just trotting out the same dumb platitudes to fill airtime. Interchangeable with "at the end of the day" and "as I say".
To be fair, it is a Wednesday.
To be fair, as I say, I'm talking into a microphone at the end of the day, Gary
To be fair, as I say, I'm talking into a microphone at the end of the day, Gary
by hillhunt March 5, 2009
Annoying Kid: That's not fair! Why don't I get candy?
Realist Kid: You know it's cuz that person knows you're annoying. That's very fair.
Realist Kid: You know it's cuz that person knows you're annoying. That's very fair.
by they call me crazy March 9, 2012
I often laugh when someone declares a thing to be fair. Fairness is a funny illusion. It’s one of our most useful illusions, but it’s an illusion nonetheless.
My mother gave me a fucking scooter while she gave my little sister a new Cobalt. No fairness in that.
by theshadowofdeath December 8, 2011
by Crazy man1235678987654321 May 23, 2009