"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

If she wasn't my daughter by kingshowman October 28, 2016

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tmyk

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Sprung from retarded NBC ads.

If you stick a gun to your head and pull the trigger you could hurt yourself. TMYK...NBC

tmyk by Patro October 5, 2003

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ain't my bitch

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.

Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch

ain't my bitch by the bg September 5, 2004

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