Tixus

A being who posseses great Swagger. Tixus is a being who cannot be destroyed. people may try (out of envy) but no... you just can't. furthermore Tixus has godlike powers, one of them is conjuring Hotwings or Kool Aid. Sooner or later everyone will reqocnize Tixus' true power and bow to his will. When you look tixus in the eye, you will turn into a chicken, will be fried inmediately and eaten... game over.

OMG IT'S TIXUS!! RUN!!

by Chamoolah December 11, 2009

Titus Hotdog

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.

Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.

by Foot Lover Supreme September 21, 2019

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Titusville, NJ

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.

"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."

by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012

Titusville

A city on Florida's Space Coast that was once a booming metropolis, however it was nearly wiped out in the early 90's after the great invasion of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Guy 1) Dude, you wanna go have some serious fun tonight

Guy 2) Have you forgotten we live in Titusville

Guy 1) Dammit you're right :(

The two guys proceed to head over to wal-mart where they save lots of money thanks to wal-mart's "Always Low Prices."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman1 April 24, 2010

Titushka

(Originally in Ukraine) A thug, usually with a martial arts background, paid by the goverment and acting under auspices of police to incite violence, provoke unlawful behaviour amoung peaceful protesters, engage public in scuffles and fights. Normally pretends to be one of the demonstrators, clad in dark sportswear of Adidas or similar brand

During violent police crackdown, titushkas were primarily engaging independent journalists

by 1sko December 30, 2013

Titus

An awesome name shared by not many. He is a smart thinker, bold speaker, strong leader but not cocky, loves music, always smiles, has a lover, courteous, not shy with girls. Once a friend, he'll stay a good friend.

"You're so lucky to have Titus as your brother"

Girl: "Here's my cool boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Is he a Titus?"

by otterblue July 18, 2011