Tivaj

The act of one licking a bathroom scale

Nah you know my man Tom he committed an act of Tivaj the other week.

Tivaj by Auxty May 9, 2026

tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

I Tiajuana Bull Whipped You!

tiajuana bull whipper by 2muchofapimp January 6, 2004

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.

I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.

Tiajuana Two-Step by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Tiva 

The name for the pairing, or ship, of Special Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo and Officer Ziva David on the show NCIS.

See also: McAbby, Jibbs.

Fan 1: OMG did you see NCIS last night?
Fan 2: Yes, that Tiva action was hawt!

Fan 1: I ship Tiva :D
Fan 2: Tiva are awesome!

Tiva by Coz_Cat July 29, 2009

tivage

Tivage derived from TIVO. Any amount of saved or recorded TV programming on your DVR or TIVO player.

Can also apply to any amount of time that the viewer is behind the live broadcast due to pausing the player during viewing.

"Dude, why are you watching commercials when you have tivage?"

"Fast forward thru this, we have tivage. "

"Why aren't you watching the game?"
"We're waiting to build up some tivage so we don't have to watch the commercials."

tivage by jenn68 October 11, 2009

Tiajuana Whore 

(n.) A party animal, usu. a female friend, (although term is gender-neutral), who, in the process of going out places herself in an continual state of FML, which includes, but is not limited to the following: (1) excessive drinking, (2) random shacking, (3) misplacing personal items, esp. purse and iPhone, (4) loss of memory, (5) random mistexts, (6) loss of clothing, (7) loss of transportation, and (8) loss of one's self-identity.

Short: TW, or T-Dub.

Ex. 1

LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.

Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.

The Morning After

Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).

Tiajuana Whore by LolaLaguna November 24, 2010

tiajuana trampoline 

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.

tiajuana trampoline by Donnell April 11, 2007