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Tipsy Topsy

When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.
" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"
by Hdj February 20, 2008
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Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.
"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."
by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011
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Topsy

A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.
John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”
by Clifford the Cuul Cat September 24, 2019
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topsy turvy

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion
The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!
by HarPotter October 8, 2008
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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008
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Tipsy

'Look at him, he's tipsy'
by Alex July 24, 2003
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gypsy tipsy

Darren: Does anyone know where Charlie is?
Virginia: Oh. I saw him stumbling down Grand Street five minutes ago. He must be gypsy tipsy.
by M.C.D.B. March 13, 2011
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