tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

tipsy sobbing by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

Tipsy Scoop 

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”

Tipsy Scoop by Imabrew17 June 6, 2018

tipsy snowman 

When you cum on another drunk man

The tipsy snowman was amazing

tipsy snowman by Coochie sniff February 6, 2021

Topping's Tips 

A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.

I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.

Topping's Tips by Anviste May 21, 2018

Dick's Tips 

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips

-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

Dick's Tips by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011

Tipsy chicken ass shot 

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.

Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

Tipsy chicken ass shot by Trunks March 26, 2019

topsy turvy tuesday’s 

A day when people have intercourse while being upside down

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

topsy turvy tuesday’s by daddycoley March 20, 2019