Tinsely

Weirdo who thinks having ur stomach sliced opened and ur guts spill out and fucked is a turn on

Omg getting my stomach sliced open is so hot, tinsely what the fuck

by Pigeonmeatt November 21, 2021

Tinsel Crown

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Tinseltubby

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.

I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.

by Crainneag October 22, 2012

Tinsel stick

When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.

That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.

by doobersnooze December 12, 2009

boyd tinsley

violinist of the dave matthews band. often seen on stage in a chest-bearing vest (which is all right because he's crazy ripped). tinsley has mad skills on the violin and is a crucial element to the dmb. boyd officially joined the band in 1992 and was the last member to commit (as he was already involved with two other groups at the time: Down Boy Down, and The Boyd Tinsley Band). He released his solo album "True Reflections in 2003 which features the DMB song (written by Boyd) for which the album is named.

"who's your favorite dmb member?"
"uhh... i'd have to say boyd tinsley, he's the man."

by kkelly November 12, 2006

Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020