Tinsel Twat. 

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.

Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.

Tinsel Twat. by WillonWheels December 18, 2010

tinsle twat

A tinsle twat is and one who is annoying you around the christmas holidays that you feel need a festive insult.

You are ruining christmas with your existance...you are acting like a tinsle twat!

tinsle twat by Kelly-bean420 February 17, 2018

tinseltwat 

A Basic Bitch who takes the whitest of white Christmas selfies. I.e. yoga pants, starbucks, ugly sweater with the lights on it, drawn on eyebrow, likely not on fleek with her boyfriend that asked her to marry him on Christmas, cliche af , even though she was with her side peice at Target shopping for everyone but her new fiance last week.

She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.

Merry Christmas to all, even the tinseltwats.

tinseltwat by Tinseltwatextrordinaire December 26, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012