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time of the month 

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow
1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month
time of the month by sleazeee November 17, 2009
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Time of the month 

when a female is on her period.
"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."
Time of the month by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

time of the month 

every month girls peel of the skin on their face , it helps with their growth
guy: do girls peel their skin of every month
girl: yes once every time of the month
time of the month by ا January 13, 2021

Time of the Month 

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.
Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.
Time of the Month by southparkrox August 20, 2009

time of the month 

the time during which a woman or girl has her period; an occurrence of menstruation.
"they assume that if I am upset about anything, it must be my time of the month"

that time of the month 

The time when a women has her period.
"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"
that time of the month by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

that time of the month 

to ride the crimson river
nuff sed, but gotta make example longer
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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