Tighty whities, supposably the nerdy underwear. Completely untrue! They are the comfortable underwear. Boxers no way! Yes the "cool" people wear boxers. But they are idiots. There just jealous that we have the balls to wear comfortable underwear so they give us wedgies!
I'm 14 in 8th grade, i get made fun of all the time for wearing tighty whities. I get wedgies all the time every day. It started in 7th grade. I was changing in the locker rooms when the kid how still gives me wedgies now snuck up behind me with 2 other guys grabed my spider man undies and dragged me out into the hallway gave me to the cheerleaders who dragged me to the the the hall way lockers and hung me on a hook in one of there lockers and since I'm short I was at least a two feet and a half off the ground. With my luck not One teacher saw me the hole day and every kid who passed laughed and took pictures. No one would help me. After school the janitor found me and took me down and let took me to the office and I had my pick me up and bring some clothes because the guys took them. Ever since than I've been getting tons of wedgies.
by Micatalckalot May 21, 2012
When I wear tighty whities bullies at school track me down and when they get to me they take my cloths leaving me in the shameful undies then they hang me by a wedgie in the boys locker room where they fart hoping to make it stink so i have to suffer in my wedgie until my tighty whities break which never happens so I just wait until the custodian comes and lets me down
by Toby flenderson December 31, 2014
Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.
If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.
So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.
So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.
I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.
Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.
After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.
Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.
After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
by CwissyHolotoe October 31, 2019
These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.
"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
by Barlat May 01, 2014
A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.
Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
by PotomacThug August 12, 2010
A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
by Sheikeh May 16, 2007
White briefs that are supposedly tighter than other briefs and are mainly for "little kids". Many teenagers these days wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of briefs (or tighty whities) because they think if they wear tighty whities they will be made fun of since they wore it when they were younger and it is supposedly for little kids. Why it's only for little kids and that every guy can't wear them, I'm not sure. However, they do offer more comfort and can hide something that boys don't usually want seen.
One kid in a class of 15 boys wears tighty whities. He goes to school and is seen wearing these. He is laughed at because many people think it's too babyish.
by Danny McCann June 20, 2007