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A brief style that usually comes in white but can also have patterns and other colors. This style is often considered with little kids. But that is stupid any body should be allowed to wear what they want. But since they are associated with little kids many young men are punished by those breaky boxer wearers. This will usually result in wegies, swirlies, or being pansted.

Those boxer lovers love to make fun of us who love the feel of these great and supportive underwear. They should be worn by anybody just don't be mean to others for wearing them.
Picture this: you are a 13 in 7th grade getting ready for gym class.

You go into the locker room and take off your pants to put on your gym clothes revealing your tighty Whities. Most people if they see them will make fun of you. I was pansted in class on a day like this scenario. Before this point I was wearing boxers and the I realized how comfortable and supportive tighter underwear can be. I enjoy my tighty whites that's why I put up with being bullied for 3 years.

I heard a lot of people make fun of me for wearing tighty Whities and this normally gets me a hanging wedgie. I was even at school an hour after it closed for the janitor to let me down. If they would break it would have let me make the bus but they don't and I love that. They stay intact almost no matter what you do so they won't RIP while you are wearing them.

I am I. 10th grade no and even though my tighty Whities got me in trouble a lot they were still worth it for the comfort and support they provide me. Just one incident I can't forgive was the girls dragging me into their locker room, they removed my clothes and hung me in a gap between two lockers by my tighty Whities. They left me hanging there while they took pictures of me the janitor let me down after school closed. Over all I think they are worth it they are comfortable no matter what those boxer lovers say.
by WightyerThanTighty February 15, 2019
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