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tighty whitie loser 

Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.
When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!

Tighty Whitie Loser 

An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!
Tighty Whitie Loser by Nate June 18, 2003

Tighty Whitie Loser 

i agree with the first guy tighty whites is bad for locker rooms.
im a true tighty whitie loser. once i was at my pool and i was changin so i went 2 the shower and like 4 old hairy guys came in with there grandsons so right there it was awkward i was 13 n the kids were 8 i guess so i slipped on my ass n my penis was up in the air 4 evry1 2 c wen the kids saw theyt laughed and the the old guys tried 2 help me up but insted 1 accidently touched my butt n the other 1 slipped... and his penis was on my face i mean on my face so once we were up 1 kid asked me wat happened 2 ur penis its so small then i pushed him down n put my underwear on(not tighty whites but they were like the bikini htinkgs)so the old men come over 2 me and ask me wat pouch size i m n i say large n they r like liar so i said xs which i m n they laughed so all togethr i changed next 2 6 guys naked 1 touched my butt 1 had a huige penis n it was in my face n thekids all had bigger penis than me so if you have a worse story please post it
Tighty Whitie Loser by wedgie August 15, 2007

Tighty Whitie Loser 

"maybe wearing "tightie whities" is socially acceptable for a high schooler in Canada" <-- Ryan

Well Ryan, I see why you have the impression that high schoolers in
Canada wear tighty whities, it's not accecptable in Canada, just in toronto, becausse their a bunch of fuck holes.

(Just trying to clear up the rep for the rest of Canadians...toronto sucks...and swallows)
If John Tomory went anywhere west of Toronto, he'd have his ass kicked for being a tighty whitie loser!

Tighty Whitie Loser 

"An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!"

wow your an idiot, i wear "tightie whities" all the time and noone else sais that, theres at least 5 other dudes who do too in my gym class (grade 9)
Nate is a tightie whitie loser for not knowing anything.
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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