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Tiger Woods moment
A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.
Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.
Tiger Woods moment by CiiSteve December 4, 2009
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Tiger Woodsin
The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.
Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.
Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"
Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"
Tiger Woodsin by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Tiger Woods by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
tiger wooded
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009
Tiger Wood
An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
Tiger Wood by D O Double R December 28, 2009
Tiger Woops
You might have pulled a Tiger Woops if:
You sleep with a bunch of people other than your wife and everyone finds out about it.
You're playing 18 holes a day, but not on the golf course.
Hundreds of people or more look up to you and suddenly your dirty deeds are brought to light, and parents have to explain to their children that what they see you doing is completely unacceptable.
You sleep with a bunch of people other than your wife and everyone finds out about it.
You're playing 18 holes a day, but not on the golf course.
Hundreds of people or more look up to you and suddenly your dirty deeds are brought to light, and parents have to explain to their children that what they see you doing is completely unacceptable.
"Dang, my drop-dead gorgeous wife found out I was cheating on her and beat me with my own golf club. I tried using drugs to take away the pain and I crashed my car. THEN the news stations found out about it and drug my name through the mud."
"Sounds like you've pulled a classic Tiger Woops there...you might want to consider paying your wife millions of dollars so she won't divorce you for being an absolute fool."
"Sounds like you've pulled a classic Tiger Woops there...you might want to consider paying your wife millions of dollars so she won't divorce you for being an absolute fool."
Tiger Woops by 23e764 December 4, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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