Tiger Woo

When your Dick game weak so you’re missing the D in woods

He spit game like he was tiger woods, with his dick but he was tiger woo .. No Dick game to be found

by Izzygbaby September 12, 2020

Tiger Woods moment

A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.

Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.

by CiiSteve December 4, 2009

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.

Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"

by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....

Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!

by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Tiger Wood

An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.

That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.

by D O Double R December 28, 2009

Tiger Woops

You might have pulled a Tiger Woops if:

You sleep with a bunch of people other than your wife and everyone finds out about it.

You're playing 18 holes a day, but not on the golf course.

Hundreds of people or more look up to you and suddenly your dirty deeds are brought to light, and parents have to explain to their children that what they see you doing is completely unacceptable.

"Dang, my drop-dead gorgeous wife found out I was cheating on her and beat me with my own golf club. I tried using drugs to take away the pain and I crashed my car. THEN the news stations found out about it and drug my name through the mud."

"Sounds like you've pulled a classic Tiger Woops there...you might want to consider paying your wife millions of dollars so she won't divorce you for being an absolute fool."

by 23e764 December 4, 2009