Ticking Time Bomb

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.

Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

Ticking Time Bomb by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020

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Ticking Time Bomb

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other

Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .

Ticking Time Bomb by NoBlacksWanted April 6, 2017

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ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb

hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

ticking time bomb by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010

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Ticking time bomb

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her

Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you

Ticking time bomb by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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