Thumped Donut 

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

Thumped Donut by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

donut thumper 

A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.

That cunt wouldn't suck me off last night.....I think she may be a donut thumper.

donut thumper by cuddy May 13, 2005