A loked out gangster with mad guns, who has the girls ready, with 11 cars, a record deal, who slaps anybody, cashing royalties, closing all deals, did jail time, and did a video.
Yo muthafuckin Jamal just got signed on a record label and still aint a sell-out biatch. Muthafucka's gangsta, a straight bug thug.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.