Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.

"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"

by LDKSparda December 21, 2009

November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day

Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!

Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!

by aahley November 7, 2020

Throwing nut

To throw sperm at a partner.

Oh! She's on birth control? You can try throwing nut at her!

by Johnny.smithdeal November 10, 2020