Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.

"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"

by LDKSparda December 21, 2009