Three Forks 

The biggest little party town in Montana. Has about 2,000 residents, so if you have no idea what you're doing, someone else does. Also has about zero hot guys.
Only things to do is get high and have sex. If you can't do either you eat cheesey bread. Has anyone noticed the increasing price of cheesey bread by the way?

"Hey did you see that hot guy? Is he new?"
"No way you think we'd have on of those in Three Forks?"
"You're right, let's go get high"

Three Forks by t-bag-t-forks February 8, 2009

three forks 

a small town in montana. if you are in middle school u seem to feel like all thats out there is to be a whore. if u are looking for sex and have low standards this town has the easiest girls around

hey junior high girl of three forks
hey. do u want to sleep with me
**takes second look... hell No!!
she jumps on him and gets pregnant

three forks by 1234567890sdfghjkl February 9, 2009

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay 

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay by weave March 24, 2003

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

Plant my tree in her forest 

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

Plant my tree in her forest by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

If a Tree Falls in the Forest... 

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.

Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

If a Tree Falls in the Forest... by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005