Acronym commonly used in the military, stands for Chaos Confusion and all around Clusterfuck.
Ight men, nobody really knows whats going on, Three C's in full effect
by eatmydick49 July 10, 2011
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When traveling, it's sometimes good to stick to the basics:
Clothes, Currency, and Condoms
Man 1: My flight leaves tomorrow, but I'm not paying any extra baggage fees.
Man 2: Dude. Just stick to the Three C's!
by honest≠asshole January 24, 2012
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What women should be following the world over. Cooking, Cleaning, and shut the hell up.
Her: "Honey, I was thinking we could cuddle and watch sleepless in seattle."

Him: "Woman, Three C's."

Her: "Yes, sir."
by Pedro11 January 31, 2009
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Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons. As told by raging progressive segregationist "Alfalfa Bill" Murray when DEMOCRATS were open about the last part.
Liberal Reporters: Governor Murray, we're from Look Magazine. Would you care to repeat The Three C's for the papers?

Alfalfa Bill: Lemme see here, Look Magazine you say! Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons ya goddamn nigger lovin' jew outfit!
by John D. Negroponte March 19, 2019
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Cooking, cleaning, and children : The only things that women are good for
Girl: Hey
Boy: What the hell are you doing?
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You aren't cooking, cleaning, or having children. You have broken the rules of the Three C's
by Cult Member #815 March 10, 2011
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Cum, Cry, Crawl away.
"Dude, someone told me Kevin ended up doing The Three C's with Stacy last night"

"Thats fucking pathetic"
by mr.3c October 06, 2014
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An example of how thic someones ass is.
Could be used as One C, Two C’s, as well.
Look at that volleyball player over there!!!
-GOD DAMN, shes like, three c’s!!!
by strawberry.boy October 13, 2017
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