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Thottimism 

The act of being optimistic about the quality of your next sexual encounter, including but not limited to a future dick appointment with someone you’ve already had a disappointing experience with.
E.g. All the dick I’ve had recently is trash, but I’m still full of thottimism

E.g. ‘why are you seeing Tom again when the dick was no good?’

‘I’m feeling thottimistic’
Thottimism by Microwavegrape December 10, 2018
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Thoticism 

The act of being a thot. It is essentially the behavior associated with those of thots, who cannot or will not commit to any serious relationship they are in. They would rather let their addiction to attention get the best of them.
Her thoticism ruined our relationship, made me a fool and proved that she's a thot.
Thoticism by Kilberry April 19, 2019

thottimus prime 

The leader of all thots. Some say, that all thots derive from this one legendary being.
Dude bro 1- Holy shit dude, is that thottimus prime?
Dude bro 2- Nah dude, thats just stuff of legend.

Thottisim 

The practices,preachings, and or procedures of a Thot
Thottisim is the leading cause of single women
Thottisim by Hazehasnochill May 4, 2016

Thottimaserati 

A thotty who aims high for their clientele. Won't just thott it up with any old scrub. Gotta have a Maserati, at least.
Dayum, Madeline is such a thottimaserati! She is all about that sugar D.
Thottimaserati by bhael September 16, 2019

thottibiscotti 

1. When someone is truly, in and out a thot.

2. When someone has an extreme case of thotitis.
"Omg Kasey, did you see Jeanette at the party?"
"Yes queen, Jeanette is SUCH a thottibiscotti!"

"Venette, is Jesa-Rose ok?"
"What do you mean, brother Hommus?"
"She's acting like a huge thottibiscotti right now...
thottibiscotti by robloxdaddy November 1, 2018

Thottimus prime 

Thottimus prime is so noushie
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