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thermodynamics 

Science at its worst. Destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. Also see rapist.
Adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.
thermodynamics by dforizzleee December 28, 2007

Thermodynamic Miracle 

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.
The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

Thermodynamics 

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.
-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

thermodynamics 

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense
After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.
thermodynamics by Andrew May 12, 2003

laws of thermodynamics 

Farts are composed of hot gases, and therefore rise.
When the bean bombs explode, obey the laws of thermodynamics, and hit the dirt to avoid poisoning.
Awesome person which pwns you!
Person 1: Hi, who are you
Tormod: I am Tormod
Person 1: OMG DON'T PWN ME!!!
tormod by Teh1337person May 10, 2009