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thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.
by Gamersnale April 24, 2014
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Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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Thomas that shit!

packing herb on top of a bowl that is not cashed.
person1: who's packing bowls?
person2: this one's not cashed yet.
person1: Thomas that shit!
by whoyou August 4, 2007
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thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate
two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit
by aylith December 23, 2021
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Thomas Shitt

A fictitious football player featured with the likes of Kelly Goosecock and Danny Provolone in an NFL Films-themed parody in one of the early Camp Kill Yourself(CKY) videos that would become the blueprint for Jackass featuring such mainstays as Bam Margera, Chris Raab, Brandon DiCamilo and Rake Yohn.
Commentator: And it was Thomas Shitt who hauled in a 35-yard touchdown pass and dazzled spectators with a game-winning 75-yard field goal!
by joshua reauz November 8, 2007
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Shitty Thomas

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011
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shitty thomas

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.
A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.
by terence3 November 9, 2011
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