The guy on the nickel
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)
TJ gave Napoleon money to fund his war against Europe.
by squee1 August 15, 2005
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The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄
“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck
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When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin
I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex
by Charlie-O March 9, 2009
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he goes hard. he has a mixtape " THE WORLD IS A CARTOON!" RT DA LINK! :) he always says that, hes 'better known as the character zero' (from holes) basically hes good at everything. he likes to have sex and drink Monsters simultaneously. it can happen, only he can do that. he is also slightly obsessed with "leggins" on girls. whatever floats his boat is okay with me.

also, follow him on twitter. @khleo_t
As Katie Glancy and Cassidy Bliss drove through their hometown, they blasted their favorite song, a Khleo Thomas original Toot It And Boot it, and rolled down the windows for the whole town to hear.
by @KatieJonas18 January 24, 2010
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When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet March 20, 2012
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That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi
Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1
by Droit May 25, 2023
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