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This shit's fucking wrong 

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
This shit's fucking wrong by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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