Theatrical outrage disguised as political or social commentary, performed by actors, pundits, and politicians who mistake hysteria for honesty.
When bad policy meets worse acting — and the show must go on.
"Calling law enforcement in crime-ridden cities 'racism' isn't policy, it's thespionage."
"Hollywood tears, cable-news drama, and D.C. theatrics — all thespionage, all the time."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).