Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
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Theresa May

An annoying grey haired cow
Theresa May can’t run a country
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Theresa May is a useless traitor
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Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...
Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.
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the verb to make a complete U-turn and drastically change more mind when something minor comes up against it
I had to theresa may when Boris winked at me
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Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.
Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
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