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There is no definition. 

What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.

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I’m not here... You can leave.

Ok you want something to do?

Fine.

Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?

Answer was... 2!

Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?

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Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.

Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.

Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.
There is no definition.

It’s freaking simple user.

*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?

If you want a definition, find one.

A REAL one.

I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.
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