1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

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A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people
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A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more
Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.
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A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people
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A therapist just sits on the couch with a notebook and acts like she's wise and cool and charges a fortune to basically be a diary.
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Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.
Go visit a therapist now if you’re reading this
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someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.
"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"
by montana is gay February 6, 2004
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