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Theosexual 

A sexual attraction to god or other higher power
Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.
Theosexual by godishot October 11, 2011
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theosexual 

Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.
We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.
theosexual by MissingHyperlink August 26, 2017

TheoSexual 

When your deeply inlove with Theo Raeken
Me: I love Theo raeken
My friend: Then your a Theosexual

Theosexual 

you: "mum i'm Theosexual

mum: " METOOO!! Lets have a threesome
TheoSexual is Amazing
Theosexual by tc0033000 February 23, 2022

Theosexual

(Adjective / noun)

Only or mostly attracted to gods, instead of mortals.
(e.g: godspouses are mostly theosexual & also are mortals in a relationship with a deity).

taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

Taesexual 

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)
Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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