The Welder 

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

The Welder by Sandrab August 2, 2011

The Welder 

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

The Welder by Bryan April 18, 2005

Easton the Welder 

Fat and ugly super loser

You're an Easton the Welder

Easton the Welder by Weldr February 25, 2025

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.

You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

Bear in the Wilderness by Foolio275345 June 27, 2012

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

whack the weeder by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

A majestical film born and set in New Zealand, directed by the stylish Taika Waititi. It's a touching, hilarious story of transcending loss to find belonging. There are even some great haikus read in the film.

I've seen the film Hunt for the Wilderpeople 23 times; it's that good! I'll even lend you my Hulu login information so that you can watch it, too!

Hunt for the Wilderpeople by Marshmallowson November 28, 2018

The Wellerman 

An absolute banger of a sea shanty

Hey bro you listened to The Wellerman yet? Hell yeah I have.

The Wellerman by Laggy1505 February 14, 2021