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the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.
John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

The Warthog 

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
The Warthog by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

warty the warthog 

the god of the universe (see the full version on ninja.warthog83s channel)

Walking the warth 

When high, to be balanced on the line between reality and transcendence
Bro I smoked too much, I’m literally walking the warth right now.
Walking the warth by Pitachip11 April 13, 2023