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the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.
John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

The Warthog 

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
The Warthog by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

warty the warthog 

the god of the universe (see the full version on ninja.warthog83s channel)
warty the warthog is the god of everything

Walking the warth 

When high, to be balanced on the line between reality and transcendence
Bro I smoked too much, I’m literally walking the warth right now.
Walking the warth by Pitachip11 April 13, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026