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the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.
John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

The Warthog 

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
The Warthog by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

warty the warthog 

the god of the universe (see the full version on ninja.warthog83s channel)

Walking the warth 

When high, to be balanced on the line between reality and transcendence
Bro I smoked too much, I’m literally walking the warth right now.
Walking the warth by Pitachip11 April 13, 2023

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026