Let's Get This Pony in the Water 

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

Let's Get This Pony in the Water by Nikkiwash3r3 April 2, 2022

there’s a shark in the water 

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

there’s a shark in the water by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

The Lord's Water 

The delicious not so nutritious Dr. Pepper.

Guy1: What are you Drinking?

Guy2 through the crusader's helmet on his way to Jerusalem: The Lord's Water!

The Lord's Water by StoneBone01 January 29, 2021

That's my daughter in the water 

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics

"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"

That's my daughter in the water by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011

water the general's dog 

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

water the general's dog by dibble bop December 20, 2010

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

The neighbor's cum is always whiter by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020

the Water spout 

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

the Water spout by MasterDarc February 9, 2010