It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
by barnyard1 February 18, 2011
When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power
by singingblonde5678 November 4, 2010
When you’re chatting with a friend online and they fall asleep without a saying anything mid conversation.
by tina490 January 5, 2022
The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018
by Randified February 10, 2010
by #virgin September 5, 2019
The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.
by Keke625 November 22, 2019