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The Surfer 

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.
Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"
The Surfer by Jesher23 November 14, 2021

The Soul Surfer 

The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.
After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.

The Channel Surfer 

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.
My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

The Silver Surfer 

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.
James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi Is The Silver Surfer 

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi Is The Silver Surfer
<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi Is The Silver Surfer

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer 

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer
<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer