The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*