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Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse
Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture

Add that to the quote book 

A very common phrase used when one's math teacher implies a mass-murder.
"Just to be fair I'll let you all die"
"Add that to the quote book"

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.
From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*
The Quote Book by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

The Quote Effect 

When you post something on Twitter and someone quotes you, you reply with something that makes you look even stupider than what the original post said.
Zak quoted Andres on why he thinks Chrollo is mid, so Andres replied and made himself even more of an embarrassment. Andres experienced The Quote Effect.
The Quote Effect by kirasucks_ September 10, 2020

Quote the Stoat 

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
Quote the Stoat by eviljoy January 13, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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