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The place...SCHOOL! 

I'm typing this on a school computer cause I'm on the computer lab
School a place where human rights are taken away and teachers have super powers
It's a living hel-

Teacher grabs me by the arm:two hours Detention

Me but I didn't do any-
Do not disrespect me
Where are we going
The place...SCHOOL!
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The whole place is shot 

When "the whole place is shot" the party is lit and filled with people drunk from booze.

The term is commonly used at clubs rather than house parties.

The whole place can also be shot if people are high too.
Oh my gosh, the whole place is shot tonight! Everyone is drunk!

Straight Up the Place 

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.

shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

sucking dick like they own the place 

pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.
Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi