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The marco theory

A completely real (and definitely scientific) phenomenon where, immediately after a breakup, a person mysteriously ends up hanging out with the same guy named Marco. This occurs without planning, intention, or summoning—Marco simply appears, as if alerted by the emotional shift in the universe
“Bro, I swear I wasn’t trying to see him… it’s just the Marco Theory.”
by The marco Theory December 26, 2025
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