The laughs

When someone Haha’s Multiple texts when they aren’t that funny and when they aren’t laughing

T bone laughed at “it appears t bone has got the laughs”

by Bajahwjdb March 14, 2020

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021

at the speed of laughs

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

The Gyno Who Laughs

The Gyno who laughs is a famous phrase that stims from two or three sources depending on how you look at it. First Gyno comes from the famous defect known as Gynecomastia commonly shortened to just gyno in which males will suffer from enlarged pockets of fat that take on the appearence of tits also commonly known as man tits. The second part comes from the famous comic character the Bat Who Laughs who is pretty much an evil version of the very famous character Batman. The third part may come from a guy named Ryan who suffers from gyno and has the bat who laughs skin on fortnite.

"Bro today I saw The Gyno Who Laughs and he infected me with gynecomastia."

"Dude thats impossible gynecomastia isn't something that can be spread from population to population."

by sir fart bottom III December 8, 2022

The Batman Who Laughs

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.

Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by kennydev April 23, 2022

The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013

The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.

The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.

by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012