The italian

A sex act wherein a man slides his penis between a woman's buttocks. It looks like a hoagie!!

Dude, this girl I'm dating loves getting The Italian every morning as a wake up call.

My favorite part of massaging my clients is ending the session with The Italian.

by bababucket December 29, 2013

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

The Italian breakfast

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

by thepicklegod June 5, 2021

The Italian Mice

First let your Great Value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. Then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the anal cavity. After catch some mice at your local Dennys. Then proceed to let the mice chew away at your asshole while cursing in Italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.

I'm so embarrassed my sister walked In on me performing The Italian Mice

by Zesty pubic lice March 29, 2017

The Italian Nose Effect

Ever heard of the butterfly effect? it's that but with an Italians nose

"you hear about John?" "yeah he got took out by the Italian nose effect"

by Jack Lichen July 11, 2021

The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023