A sex act wherein a man slides his penis between a woman's buttocks. It looks like a hoagie!!
Dude, this girl I'm dating loves getting The Italian every morning as a wake up call.

My favorite part of massaging my clients is ending the session with The Italian.
by bababucket December 29, 2014
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People who can make any food delicious, without having to use sugar
Have you tried that Irish guys dish? Give the recipe to an Italian he will fix it.
by Bullmonkey December 15, 2011
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italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.
family orriented good natured people of italy or scicly.sono fiero essere italiano
by art_grando November 5, 2004
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A really smart, good-looking Mediterranean person with kick-ass food, families, and values.
There are only two kinds of people, Italians and those who wish they were.
by A-Man October 19, 2003
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1.) People of the nation Italy.
2.) The center of the Renaissance, which brought Europe out of the Dark Ages.
3.) Makers of fine automobiles.
4.) Hot chicks.
5.) And a badass bowl of pasta.
6.) Got taken over by that cockless son of a bitch, Mussolini, who got his when his ass was HANGED FROM A LIGHTPOST after some Italians decided they'd had enough of his shit.
7.) Not hairy, retards.
8.) Yeah, we do kick ass, thank you.
The Irish and Scots disrespectin' us again? Get my tommy gun Tony...
by Mr. Shmallow February 12, 2004
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I'm only 25% italian. I wish i was more. but italian is the biggest part of me.
by Anthony Scrima February 28, 2004
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