An imaginary being that is said to have extraordinary strength, speed, stamina and trillions of other insane super powers.
Biography:
Name: The Grump
Age: Unknown (Created before the Universe)
Weight: Unweighable
Height: 9'11''
Summary:
The Grump came into existence quadrillions of years before the universe was created. 14 billion years ago, he became bored for the first time, so he invented Mexican food. He didn't know what to do with the creation so, after 18 thousand years, he ate it. The diabolical invention gave the Grump gas which then erupted from his anus with the force of 900 decillion megaton nuclear warheads and thus, created the universe. The universe aged, and for a time it was good. He wandered from planet to planet, destroying billions of highly advanced races in distant galaxies. On one fateful day, the Grump found the Milky Way (named as such because its core is comprised mainly of the Grump's semen). He wandered aimlessly around the galaxy until he found our Solar System and not long after... our planet. Luckily for Human kind as we know it, he enjoyed the climate, and the Oceans (which at the time, were only fresh water, but the Grump had a sexual appetite that literally exploded into the oceans. Thus Salt water was born). The Grump became lonesome on the lifeless planet and so he created fossils, which amused him to a degree for millions of years. But he soon became lonesome again and invented the Dinosaurs. He enjoyed there company and used them as his minions. But soon, the highly intelligent creatures attempted to gain sovereignty over the planet and so the Grump destroyed them, turning them into his highly advanced sculptures, fossils. The Grump, sad that he lost his only companion ever, he invented the Genus "Homo". After 100, 000 years Humans evolved, who the Grump feared for a time. But the Grump soon instilled them with conflicts among themselves, causing wars, religions and hate. The Grump still lives among us today, lurking in the shadows (of immensly tall buildings). He wanders the planet, once again, aimlessly; planning revenge on the Humans for taking the one thing that no other species ever in the history of the universe could ever take: sovereignty over their own planet.
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Biography:
Name: The Grump
Age: Unknown (Created before the Universe)
Weight: Unweighable
Height: 9'11''
Summary:
The Grump came into existence quadrillions of years before the universe was created. 14 billion years ago, he became bored for the first time, so he invented Mexican food. He didn't know what to do with the creation so, after 18 thousand years, he ate it. The diabolical invention gave the Grump gas which then erupted from his anus with the force of 900 decillion megaton nuclear warheads and thus, created the universe. The universe aged, and for a time it was good. He wandered from planet to planet, destroying billions of highly advanced races in distant galaxies. On one fateful day, the Grump found the Milky Way (named as such because its core is comprised mainly of the Grump's semen). He wandered aimlessly around the galaxy until he found our Solar System and not long after... our planet. Luckily for Human kind as we know it, he enjoyed the climate, and the Oceans (which at the time, were only fresh water, but the Grump had a sexual appetite that literally exploded into the oceans. Thus Salt water was born). The Grump became lonesome on the lifeless planet and so he created fossils, which amused him to a degree for millions of years. But he soon became lonesome again and invented the Dinosaurs. He enjoyed there company and used them as his minions. But soon, the highly intelligent creatures attempted to gain sovereignty over the planet and so the Grump destroyed them, turning them into his highly advanced sculptures, fossils. The Grump, sad that he lost his only companion ever, he invented the Genus "Homo". After 100, 000 years Humans evolved, who the Grump feared for a time. But the Grump soon instilled them with conflicts among themselves, causing wars, religions and hate. The Grump still lives among us today, lurking in the shadows (of immensly tall buildings). He wanders the planet, once again, aimlessly; planning revenge on the Humans for taking the one thing that no other species ever in the history of the universe could ever take: sovereignty over their own planet.
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Every millenia, a champion is chosen by the Humans to face the Grump in the hopes of destroying him. In the previous millenia, it was orginally Bruce Lee who, after countless years of endless fighting with the Grump was finally killed. The Humans, their morale destroyed, broke tradition and elected a new champion. A man who has been alive as long as Human kind existed. A man who has never known fear, remorse or sympathy. A man who has killed suns with his feet. The man is... Chuck Norris. The Grump Never completely knew how to destroy him, though he set a curse on the champion. He is now plagued by the Grump invention known as "Age". The curse is one that is set onto an immortal such as Norris, and slowly kills the victim. It is known to cause many other conditions such as Heart Disease, Alzheimer's Disease, and "Asianitis" which is described as "driving with the blinker left on." Yet Norris lives on, he will die. The Age curse is being fought endlessly by Human scientists on many test subjects, one that is very famous, codenamed: "Joan Rivers". Chuck Norris is currently fighting the Grump on planet Namek.
Copyright 2006-2007 © -All Rights Reserved-
Copyright 2006-2007 © -All Rights Reserved-
by Waddams January 1, 2009
Get the the grump mug.This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
Get the Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon mug.The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)
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Get the The Grumpy Saddle mug.1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.
2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.
3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.
2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.
3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.
My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.
What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.
Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.
What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.
Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.
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Get the stroke the grumpy mug.An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.
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Get the The Grumpy Cat mug.A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time
"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"
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Get the The grampening mug.This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
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