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the gay agenda 

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
the gay agenda by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023

The gay agenda 

A conspiracy theory made up by homophobic politicians to make people afraid of gay people. It claims that gay people want to turn everyone gay and destroy the west. In reality, it is made up so that these homophobic politicians will get support for trying to take away lgbt rights. Similar to the 'white genocide', 'widespread misandry' and 'femenazis', it is a made up thing made as a reactionary conspiracy theory that was made to scare people away from accepting certain groups.
"I'm not homophobic I just don't like the gay agenda" - a violent homophobe

The gaygenda 

What the hetro's think we get up to on pride month. Also links to the pansexual plan.
Defined as nonsense made up by homophobes ' htose damn gays with The gaygenda! Their probably plotting world domination as we speak!'

'Shut up Karen you're drunk.'

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026