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the fatties

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
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The Fattest Fuck

Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!
by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007
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PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.
John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.
by Xxdarknessxx516@gmail.com October 5, 2018
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She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
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hittin' the fattie

Smoking dope, marijuana, weed. Specifically, a blunt.
My neighbors were hittin' the fattie downstairs. It stunk so bad, we had to go for ice cream.
by dOCTOR t1969 July 26, 2011
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.
who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.
by mx_ March 3, 2022
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