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the definition of definition 

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The definition of insanity 

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity

let me look up the definition of collect 

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.
"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

I forgot what the definition of this is 

Kind of forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes this is a joke I really just wanna see it for some reason as an actual definition on this website.
If I forgot what the definition of this is, how the hell am I supposed to use it in a sentence?

The Definition of Haley 

Awesome, Amazing, Spectacular, Wonderful, Lovely, Beautiful, Fascinating, Incredible, Marvelous, Shocking, and Stunning.

In short, the most amazing person you will ever meet ;)
Wow, you are the Definition of Haley
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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