When a man ejaculates dust into a person(s) eyes, then urinates on said persons legs while they're temporarily blinded. Retreats back to garage to drink beer and hobbit.
by The Great Drunkard November 03, 2020
by bertocci June 09, 2009
The chubs, a family of 4 established in the early 80s, are a quirky bunch with big hearts and -for some of the members- bigger noses. A couple of them are rounder in size then they’d like to be, as the mothership of the group has recently become a master baker, putting shops out of flour, eggs, sugar and butter all over the midlands.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!
by Clarabella December 17, 2020
Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.
by Clarabella December 18, 2020
by Akatsuki October 21, 2006
by "Pancakes" Primrose October 27, 2007
by Alberto R. June 27, 2007