The Children’s Rebellion

The Children’s Rebellion is only the best fanfic to ever be created in the history of fanfics. The Children’s Rebellion is also the saddest fanfic I have ever written. I would kill to have Aria_Cinabuns writing skills. Full on genocide.

Friend: “Hey, what are you reading?”

Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”

Friend: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Read to find out.” 😉

The Children’s Rebellion by scoobydoo1009 May 24, 2022

it's for the children 

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

it's for the children by Arces February 9, 2012

The Three Children From Shin Tai

A foreign film directed by Jason Mainella about 3 orphaned children from Shin Tai escaping the horrors of war in a post-apocalyptic Japan. The film received rave reviews, including 3 nominations for Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Cinematography at the 4th annual Poce Awards.

Daanish: Yo Matt, wanna check the Three Children from Shin Tai tonight?

Matt: Seen it, the direction, cinematography and screenplay are phenomenal.

The Three Children From Shin Tai by Matthew Fernandes June 11, 2008

Take the children for a swim 

Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.

He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.

Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.

Take the children for a swim by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009

sire of the children

The Father or head of the house. Usually enforces the rules upon children.

"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"

"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."

sire of the children by Vy365 February 2, 2017

mind the step children 

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

mind the step children by numbnuts June 19, 2003

Children of the Socks 

Sperm all over your socks or designated cum sock.

The crustyness was a result of the children of the socks.

Children of the Socks by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006