The broxbourne school

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The broxbourne school is meant to be the best school in hertfordshire, but is like a prison. Care more about your fake tan and eye brows than your actual eduction. Getting beat up? don’t care. Skipping lessons? don’t care. Have hair lower than a number 2? your getting kicked out. Walk into the girls toilets and you’ll find Nigel or someone having a breakdown. Walk into the boys toilets and it’s a war zone. The pupils almost all have anger issues and the school has holes in the walls. The school care more about the state of your shoes than your actual wellbeing. Don’t even go there about using your phone. Warning do not throw a chair at a PE teacher!

The Broxbourne School: WHY ARE YOU WEARING TRAINERS?

Pupil: IDK

the Broxbourne School: 5 DAY INCLUSION

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The Broxbourne School

This school consists of snobby white boys who think they’re big but are wet , arrogant and basic

Girl : What school do you go to ?

Boy : The Broxbourne School

Girl: *Laughs*

The Broxbourne School by broxbourneboysaregay April 17, 2019

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